Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He has the fingertips of a God
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