I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I wish you could order shots online.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
