I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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