you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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