You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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