Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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