Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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