How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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