...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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