are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
A bitchslap is in order.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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