From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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