How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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