i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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