chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i need some magic done to my vagina
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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