Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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