I cockslap morals
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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