I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
