Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's shark week go big or go home
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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