New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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