was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just want nice things and good sex
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.