Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It's always exciting to touch a new boob.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.

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(917): View more from New York City

He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now

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(903): View more from Texas

I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.

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(773): View more from Illinois

while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

did you know we used to have a pool?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.

(1-317): View more from Indiana

I can't help you there

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