I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."