I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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