Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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