Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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