...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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