ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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