Sry I called you an 8
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
That accounts for only three of the penises
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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