so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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