thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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