is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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