We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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