Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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