haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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