remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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