Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
