i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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