and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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