do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You don't make any sense
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