Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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