Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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