Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
