Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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