Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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