If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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