i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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