Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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