Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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