never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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