my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So squirting runs in the family.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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