turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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