Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Blood and glitter go together right?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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