Swine flu. Run for my life!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I wish there were birth control emojis
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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