Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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