I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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